| 2008 | 1974 MG Midget | Red | 2008 to 2022 | Sold | The first proper enthusiast car. Chrome bumper, 1275 A-series, top down on a farm lane. Held onto for fourteen years. |
| 2009 | 1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ | Black | 2009 to 2015 | Sold | Rotten underneath by the end. Sold to someone who wanted to restore it after a first buyer backed out. |
| 2009 | 1997 Dodge Ram 1500 | White | 2009 to 2010 | Sold | Auction truck. Brakes gave up. Went to a landscaper. |
| 2010 | 2010 Mazda 3 hatchback | Black | 2010 to 2012 | Lease ended | The only lease on the list. Daily transport, no stories. |
| 2010 | 1992 Volvo 240 DL | Grey | 2010 to 2018 | Sold | Came from Port Hope. Sat on driveways for years, then sold to someone building a drift car. The brick lives on sideways. |
| 2011 | 1998 Panel van | White | 2011 to 2019 | Sold | Leftover from a mattress delivery side hustle. Parked on friends' lots for eight years before Facebook Marketplace found it a home. |
| 2012 | 1994 Jeep Cherokee XJ | Grey | 2012 to 2015 | Sold | Two-door. Sold on, then sold on again to people racing sand dunes. |
| 2013 | 2000 Acura Integra SE | Silver | 2013 to 2018 | Sold | A donated car bought from a rabbi. Sold for more than it cost. The gateway Integra. |
| 2013 | 2004 Subaru Forester XS | — | 2013 to 2022 | Sold | First Subaru. Nine years of winter duty. |
| 2014 | 1997 Toyota 4Runner | White | 2014 to 2016 | Traded | Broke, then traded to the shop for service credit. Peak barter. |
| 2014 | 1997 Toyota Paseo | White | 2014 to 2015 | Raced | Bancroft race car number one. Small, light, doomed. |
| 2015 | 1994 Acura Integra SE | Black / red | 2015 to 2016 | Raced | Bancroft race car number two. Better than the Paseo, which isn't saying much. |
| 2016 | 1974 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40 | Dark green | 2016 to 2017 | Sold | Bought out of Ottawa on a day trip with two friends, a Jeep and a U-Haul trailer. Worklist written, then sold to one of the friends. |
| 2016 | 2008 Cadillac DTS | Silver | 2016 to 2020 | Written off | Grandfather's car. Routine maintenance, tires, some body work, then an accident and an insurance cheque. |
| 2016 | 2006 Chevrolet cargo van | White | 2016 to 2017 | Scrapped | Came from a tenant who owed money. Kept far too long. Scrap yard. |
| 2016 | 2001 Acura Integra Type R | Championship White | 2016 to now | — | The keeper. See above. |
| 2017 | 1995 Honda Civic | Black | 2017 to 2018 | Scrapped | Placeholder car. Someone lived in it for a while. Scrapped. |
| 2018 | 1981 Doral 16 ft bowrider | White / tan | 2018 to 2020 | Traded | Inherited from a friend's family estate. Two seasons of insurance and marina fees, then traded, boat and trailer, for a 1978 Pontiac. |
| 2019 | 2003 Subaru WRX "Spec R1" | Sonic Yellow | 2019 to 2023 | Sold | The bugeye build. Full mod list in the projects. Sold January 2023 to someone who'd been circling it for months. |
| 2020 | 2000 Subaru Impreza 2.5RS | — | 2020 to now | — | GC8 coupe with Speedlines and a parts car. World Rally Blue is the plan. |
| 2020 | 2003 Honda Civic | Blue | 2020 | Traded | Auction car, towed twice, used as a parking placeholder, then traded for the tow of the GC8 parts car. |
| 2020 | 1978 Pontiac Grand Prix | Burgundy | 2020 to 2022 | Sold | Arrived via the boat trade. Dropped its transmission on a lift. Sold on. |
| 2020 | 1981 Toyota Land Cruiser BJ40 | Red | 2020 to now | — | The long project. Diesel. |
| — | 2000 Honda Civic SiR | — | — | — | B16 Civic, the EM1. Folder exists, photos pending. |
| — | Suzuki GSX-R | — | — | — | The two-wheel entry. VIN checked clean with the police database before purchase, which is the only paperwork that survived. |
| — | 2015 Subaru WRX STI | — | now | — | EJ257 rebuild in progress. See projects. |